Recipe for an upset stomach.
- Go to Ghaxaq
- Drink a Blue Label
- Because you’re a total lightweight, decide you need food
- Buy some prinjolata (for the German boyfriend, of course)
- Eat most of it
- Wander into the Labour party kazin
- Buy mozzarella sticks
- Eat all of them
- Hobble all the way to the car feeling like the Michelin man.